Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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