Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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