he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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