he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
They took my balls.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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