No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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