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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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