I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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