Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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