wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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