Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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