Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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