i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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