i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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