there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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