The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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