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OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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