Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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