Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Randomize
