i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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