It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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