let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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