The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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