dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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