Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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