My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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