I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
id be glad to
They should really pass out barf bags in church
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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