drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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