You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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