I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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