I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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