What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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