You can't special order awesome
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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