finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
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AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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