i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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