I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
it was like his penis was on wheels.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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