Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
false alarm, still single
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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