The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
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