An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i drank out of a bidet.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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