On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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