ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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