A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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