Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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