The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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