My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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