so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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