What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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