I CAN MOONWALK!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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