i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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