hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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