i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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