Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
