he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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