your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
