The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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