So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
someone owes me an orgasm
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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