careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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