lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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