I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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